The wacky neighbor #1,2,3

I have this pretty weird neighbor lady. Her name is Maggie. She does weird things. I’m going to include her nuttiness on my blog because it amuses me.

1.I first met the new neighbor as she was cutting her grass with a pair of scissors with one hand and petting a cat with another. I’m still laughing at that one.

2.The next day she introduced me to her cats. The male (who clearly had big ol’ balls) was named Samantha and the female (upon inspection had no balls) is named Mica. I asked her later what the names were to see if maybe she got them mixed up but nope. She named her cats opposite of their gender..which is ok by me.. just funny as hell.

3.Right now it’s after 11 pm and she is outside in the dark drawing in her driveway with chalk and climbing under her car. :D I can’t wait to see what she drew. Hopefully I can sneak out there before bed to check it out!